Scoregasm got some in week 2

Well, as the fantasy football week comes screeching into week 3, Scoregasm's week 2 win celebration will run into a two time league champion.

I dominated the piss pour Come Get Some last week (thanks to a two td performance from Drew Brees (pictured)). And I plan on putting some total domination on Total Domination, who has twice held the title of league champion. Yahoo has me favored by around 9 points or so. His biggest problem is he is running 2 back up running backs at me. One of which is Jonathan Stewart who happens to be backing up my DeAngelo Williams. Advantage? Scoregasm. He is also running fullback Peyton Hillis out from Cleveland...against the Baltimore DEF... Advantage? Scoregasm. He would have better been suited for running the "demoted" Shonn Greene of the Jets out there. What's that? You second round running back Shonn Greene has 100 fewer rushing yards and 50 fewer receiving yard than his back up, my tenth round pick of LaDainian Tomlinson? Advantage? Scoregasm.

Prediction: Total Domination will go into week 4 with a record of 0-3, like the Vikings likely will, and Scoregasm will march into week 4 with a solid 2-1 record.

PS: Negro Willie's Sexy Hamburger's look a lot like the Dallas Cowboys. Talented, but still losers. I guess number 1 overall Chris Johnson was the wrong pick... See you in rivalry week bitch.