Total Domination in week 3.

Well my predictions were only half right. I did totally dominate Total Domination this past week. Peyton Hillis however had a monster game. The crazy thing, my bench may have outscored my starting lineup with fewer players. My optimal lineup was the best lineup of any team thanks in part to monster days by Roy UnoUno with the Cowboys, Mike Wallace breaking out in Pitt, Flacco found some rhythm and L.T. continues to be my best back.

Of course Drew Brees put up his usual numbers. Of my starters, I have to give credit where credit is due, and well that has to go to the monster day by Anquan Boldin (pictured). Three touchdowns, 140 something yards, and so he put up a whopping 31.96 points for me, even with his -6 passing yards.

Here is my biggest complaint of the week. and it goes toward the Carolina Panthers and their horrible offensive game plan. They are starting a rookie QB in Clausen, and so you figure the team is gonna be running the ball, so that's good news for DeAngelo Williams and Scoregasm. Wrong. In a close game, the entire game, John Fucking Fox decided it was in the best interest to let Clausen throw 33 times in the game. That decision led to an interception and two lost fumbles. On top of that Jonathan Stewart got an equivalent number of carries, including on the goal line. His line was a powerhouse 13 yards on eight carries, a touchdown and a lost fumble. That's good shit. While my boy DeAngelo got only 10 carries and dropped 64 yards on the Bengals defense. Now I'm no professional coach, but I do know some math and a 6.4 yards per carry average should get more carries as opposed to the guy who averaged 1.6 yards on the ground or the QB who completed fewer than 50% of his passes for only 5.7 yards per attempt...

So while Scoregasm still won, the shitty Panthers lost again. My analysis, John Fox is an idiot, and doesn't know anything about football. What a fucking cockbag, I bet he is gone by the end of the season.