Scoregasm fails to get off in Week 1

Well, it happens to everybody. They think they've drafted the unbeatable team, and then Arian Foster (pictured) happens to you. With a line that reads 231 rush yards, 3 rushing touchdowns, and 7 yards receiving, Foster put in his best effort to dash the opening week of fantasy for Scoregasm. In the Donkey Punch league format, Foster posted a 41.80 spot, which is very rare.

While week 1 isn't over, as I have Anquan Boldin and the Baltimore defense looking to embarrass the Jets on Monday Night Football, I doubt the two are likely to put up a combined 55-60 points required for me to take the week (he still has Miles Austin on the field still). So while this blog is coming in a little early, my hope now is come Tuesday morning, I can write an update along the lines of Boldin running up about 180 yards, 3 touchdowns, and the Baltimore defense can pitch a shutout, with 5 sacks, 3 picks and a take at least on of those picks in for a pick six.

Unfortunately, my blog counterpart's team, the Sexy Hamburgers, got essentially a "bye week" since he got to play historically one of the worst teams in the league.

Anyway, hopefully Week 2 is a much more fulfilling fantasy week for Scoregasm.