Ah, Bachelor Parties...

A time honored tradition for the sucker that overpaid for a diamond and is dropping a lot of cash so his friends can get drunk as he shows his love to someone that hopefully has a nice rack.

The bachelor party is the only reason why grooms have best men. I am one of those best men. I have scheduled two different bachelor parties, one of which has already occurred. We had a local bachelor party this past Saturday, and in two weeks, me and the Groom and possibly Negro Willie will be in Vegas for a second bachelor party.

We held the one in Dallas for everyone who couldn't afford Vegas, and quite honestly I can't even afford Vegas, but I always find a way to do Sin City.

I will essentially describe what went down this past Saturday, just so that any future best men out there may have some good ideas based on what Captain Awesome scheduled. This entire bachelor party was a complete surprise to the groom. He had no idea what was going on until we got to Javier's.
Saturday, June 12, 2010:

5:00pm- Suit up, head into Dallas to pick up the Groom.
6:00pm- Cigars and scotch in a nice little cigar lounge with just the groom and one other person.
9:00pm- Dinner at Javier's Gourmet Mexicano. Great food, great margaritas.
10:30pm- Move over to the Cigar Lounge at Javier's and everyone has a cigar and a few more drinks. (Pictured below)

Sunday, June 13, 2010:
12:15am- Stop at 7-11 for cash and 2 cases of beer.
12:30am- Arrive at the Clubhouse in Dallas (Full nude, BYOB). Lap dance right away for the groom, and they continue for the rest of the night. (Pictured above)
3:30am- Leave the strip club, and head home.
5:00am- Pass out.
2:30pm- Post whatever pictures we got.

This turned out to be a great bachelor party, if you want any other ideas, feel free to shoot me an email. Once again, find your awesome.