An apology.

I would like to apologize to the loyal readers. I have been slacking on my duties, and so has Negro Willie (whose 1 blog is dwarfed by my 100+ count). I have been quite the busy bee. Law school and being awesome have essentially stolen all my time away from my duties of writing this free blog for people who enjoy or laugh at, or fuel there hatred and jealousy of me. For those who are jealous, if you just read this for it's substantive value, you could be awesome too, I mean look at me, I am awesome, it can't be that hard for you!

Anyway, I just finished the trial brief for my 1L year in law school, and it was time consuming. Had I know how tedious the research, writing, and citations were going to be, I may have rethought law school. I mean I was really only looking for a profession where I got to where a suit everyday, and I could afford to continue to purchase suits to look awesome.

On another note, I purchased a brand new custom fit fedora for everyday where (pictured), and I just wanted to throw props to Peters Brothers Hats for hooking me up with such an awesome hat, it will protect my head from the sun, while at the same time make me look more awesome in my suits than I already do. You should pick yourself up one today.

Anyway, I want to once again apologize for the lack of blogging from Team Awesome, I mean I at least have the excuse of being in law school. Negro Willie's only excuse I s'pose is that he is black, and so he stereotypically is lazy. Which I guess he really is. Though he is finally joining the UFO club at Flying Saucer this weekend for drinking 200 beers, so that should be fun. I received my acceptance and had my ceremony back in December, so it's nice to see him catch up. So until next time stay awesome.