Thursday, October 29, 2009

No Shave November

So I am still working on that fantasically hilarious blog for my readership, but right now I want to tell you about something else...No Shave November...

No Shave November is a thing of manliness and beastliness in which men (and some women) go the whole month without a razor touching any part of you skin. This is done for several reasons:
  • To make those guys who shave all their body hair feel like less of men, because they aren't manly, they are just tools.
  • Because beards are awesome, and it gives you a good reason to get a good one going.
  • To support research and awareness of testicular cancer.
What you do is on October 31st (or a day or 2 earlier) you shave off your beard if you have one, or just shave your stubble or whatnot. Only a mustache is allowed at the start, and then you just don't shave until December 1st. This includes: back, arm, chest, leg, shoulder, facial, and head hair. NO FUCKING RAZORS!

So for whatever reason you choose to partake, do it and don't pussy out.

Yours Truly, Captain Awesome, a support of testicular cancer awareness. (pictured)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Trying to Unlock My Inner Hemingway

So it has clearly been a long time since I have posted as my black friend Negro Willie (pictured) has pointed out. If you read this blog, then you know that I am currently in law school. This has kept me from really being inspired from writing something clever. I have been buried in casebooks reading hundreds of pages, writing papers, and learning what it will take to be a practicing lawyer. For those of you who may be unaware, lawyers are a different kind of writers...

Writing has come tough, because I feel like I have lost my creative and clever ability to make people laugh. I can now only write rules, applications, and thesis sentences. I have decided I am going to budget some more time to really put together some solid blog writing. The people who I know that read this blog have told me that I do write some good and clever blogs, so I am going to make an effort to put out some quality work.

I am going to delve in deep and bring out my inner Hemingway. I am going to write something like I am fucking Hunter S. Thompson. It may take some time, but I am going to astonish your readers with something good. If I don't dazzle you with my wits, well in a few years I'll have that legal background to fall back on.

So If you haven't read all the past blogs, then go ahead and look back at some of them, maybe you can be re-dazzled...