Thursday, September 24, 2009

Not this week

Sorry, but there isn't a Ménage à trois for this week. I will be blogging about Oktoberfest, but I'm waiting till the weekend.

Sorry if this upsets you.

-Captain Awesome

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ménage à trois

  1. Defensive Driving blows.
  2. On this day in 1787, the Constitution of the United States of America is signed by 38 of 41 delegates present at the conclusion of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia. Supporters of the document waged a hard-won battle to win ratification by the necessary nine out of 13 U.S. states.
  3. On this day in 1862, Confederate General Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia and Union General George B. McClellan's Army of the Potomac fight to a standstill along a Maryland creek on the bloodiest day in American history. Although the battle was a tactical draw, it forced Lee to end his invasion of the North and retreat back to Virginia.
Short this week, I know, but Oktoberfest is this weekend, so a good blog may be on the way.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Fire Ron Washington

I have been leading this train since he was interviewed. Why won't the Rangers listen. He knows nothing of managing baseball, all he knows is fielding instruction. Knowing that when managing a big league team is like knowing to hit your best hitter third.

Fire Ron Washington. I mean look at this guy. He clearly doesn't know anything about baseball. He looks like a guy they grabbed off the streets who they felt bad for and so they gave him a job.

Worthless and unawesome. He might have been highered to please Kanye West.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Fucking Kanye West

Of course I have to blog about that shit (even though I didn't see it live, I just got wind of it via facebook after the fact, thanks to TMZ, I did see the video though). It will be short, but wow...

I think the best quote I've read is, "Kanye West is just a big gay fish."

Why does he hate white people? Is it because Taylor sings country music, so he assumes she is a racist? Probably, I mean the guy probably pulled the same shit when KFC went grilled on his ass. And he probably only would go off on KFC for going grilled because he knows white people like grilled chicken. Well I got news for you Kanye, white people like fried chicken too you racist fuck.

Is it sad that in a matter of moments the guy can lose all credibility in the world just for being a racist cockbag? Probably, I will say, I wish I had supported 50 Cent in the top seller contest they had a few years back. Can I get a recount?

Well I guess this leads to another point...Why is it ok for black people to be racist, but not white people? Is the only reason because of the history of the world? Fuck that shit.

Either way Kanye will probably experience some black on black crime soon anyway, unless "Wolf" from American Gladiators finds him first.

So not awesome Kanye, you fucktard. Did I mention that I love Taylor Swift? She is awesome.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Ménage à trois

So, I have not been writing all that much, I know. Law School has kept me fairly busy in reading, and in my free time, I haven't really felt the want or need to take the time to make this blog good. I will do my best to keep Ménage à trois going, but as for other blogs, they will be few and far between until Christmas break. Anyway, here is today's Ménage à trois...
  1. September 10, 1931, Crime boss Salvatore Maranzano is shot and stabbed to death in New York City by four men working for Charles "Lucky" Luciano, one of the flashiest figures in organized crime. At one time, Luciano was living at the Waldorf Astoria and taking in over a million dollars a year, while declaring only a small income. He was always seen with a Broadway showgirl on his arm, although he reportedly had a fondness for prostitutes in private.
  2. On this day in 1833, President Andrew Jackson announces that the government will no longer use the Second Bank of the United States, the country’s national bank. He then used his executive power to remove all federal funds from the bank, in the final salvo of what is referred to as the "Bank War."
  3. Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Ménage à trois

  1. On this day in 1939, in response to Hitler's invasion of Poland, Britain and France, both allies of the overrun nation declare war on Germany. The first casualty of that declaration was not German-but the British ocean liner Athenia, which was sunk by a German U-30 submarine that had assumed the liner was armed and belligerent. There were more than 1,100 passengers on board, 112 of whom lost their lives. Of those, 28 were Americans, but President Roosevelt was unfazed by the tragedy, declaring that no one was to "thoughtlessly or falsely talk of America sending its armies to European fields." The United States would remain neutral.
  2. Charlie Sheen is 44 today. That guy plays nothing but awesome characters, so I think you should have a drink for him.
  3. I graduated from the same university (University of North Texas) as Roy Orbison, Thomas Hayden Church, Peter Weller, and Dr. Phil (pictured).